Don't know how we did it, but we were flying and we weren't on a bison.

And I'm never doing it again. Next person who tries to get me off the ground will get my fist in their face.

[ as if to... emphasize this, she's sitting on a three foot tall rock stump in front of the castle on the grounds. EATING A FRIED CHICKEN DRUMSTICK ( Read more... )

[ You awaken as the plane begins its ascent, the first feeling that you experience being that lovely floaty lift that comes with no longer being on the ground. You're tightly strapped in to your seat, sunlight streaming through as an airport becomes smaller and smaller outside of the windows, then a city, higher and higher ( Read more... )

[ she's standing outside in the front grounds. there's a moment where she performs a bunch of harsh, precise movements. as each move is cast, a large square-chunk of rock shoots out of the ground. when she's finished, it's formed a giant rock throne ( Read more... )

[ there's gonna be a little barefooted girl dressed in green wandering around all parts of the castle. cautiously. and she's clearly blind. she's clutching the journal and it's open. but she's not looking at it. ]

And I can't even read it! Thanks a lot, really.

[ fake laugh ]Hey, Twinkletoes, where are we? Better yet, where are you ( Read more... )

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[Toph has turned the main lobby staircase into a ramp, and she and Stitch, linked together by their handcuffs, are using it as a superslide.

Have some fun?]

WHOO-HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[ooc: open post!]

[dictated]

Half an hour.

[dictated again]

I'm blind! [a mock gasp]

[pause]

How was that?

[sounds of money being flipped through]

That was too easy.

[a pause]

Hey, someone come count this for me. I wanna make sure I haven't been cheated.

[OOC: Yes, she will give a bit to the girl scouts. There's no need for them to know how much she actually made~]

[dictated]

Jump.

[journal closes; she won't be responding]

[OOC: For all the guys out there listening~ ;D]